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Microsoft Surface Parody
Posted by: sarcasticgamer

Video duration: 108 seconds
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SarcasticGamer.com presents a twisted take on one of Microsoft's latest and greatest announcements. Truth be told, We actually WANT a Surface Computer, but since we can't afford one, we thought it might be fun to make fun of it.

Related: gamer, microsoft, parody, sarcastic, surface

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It just seems ...
By: obinna2. on 06 Jan 09, 23:58:38
It just seems unpractical. People want smaller computers. Things they can carry at all times. When I thought about the future of technology, I thought about computerized glasses, or something like that. Not a table that you cant take anywhere. Thats why we have desktops....

apple ain't got ...
By: calapanpo. on 06 Jan 09, 23:25:39
apple ain't got shit on our big ass table

sarcastic gamer is ...
By: HarrehStudios. on 06 Jan 09, 20:18:19
sarcastic gamer is SO sarcastic that its really funny

Take that Apple ! = ...
By: RoHaCkTeam. on 06 Jan 09, 17:01:36
Take that Apple ! =))

oh~ suck
By: WilsonWu0707. on 06 Jan 09, 06:32:01
oh~ suck

A BIG ASS table!
By: lendial. on 06 Jan 09, 06:23:18
A BIG ASS table!

Damn that was ...
By: NzWavez. on 06 Jan 09, 01:36:51
Damn that was hilarious. 5/5.

here's the real ...
By: watchesvids247. on 06 Jan 09, 01:12:33
here's the real question, (this one's for the kinks) can u make it transparent for.... reasons not o be said :P

the future is here ...
By: Awesome28Productions. on 06 Jan 09, 00:16:19
the future is here and it's not an iphone, it's a big ass table take that apple LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLZ

I was wondering ...
By: BongoWW. on 05 Jan 09, 21:04:47
I was wondering that too! anyway, it turns out that the screen is underneath some touch-able glass, so you can lock the controls and wipe it off.

"It's not an iPhone ...
By: GamerKT35. on 05 Jan 09, 11:29:59
"It's not an iPhone, it's a big-ass table. Take that, Apple." AHHAH!

tht would suck
By: bwillwall. on 05 Jan 09, 02:10:32
tht would suck

i was wondering ...
By: vertexskateteam8. on 05 Jan 09, 01:46:29
i was wondering what happends if u acsadiently spilt the drink on that thing

I'm more confused ...
By: NeonTogepi. on 04 Jan 09, 23:25:59
I'm more confused then when my dad gave birth to me.....Oprah was there.....

this looks like one ...
By: Guitarmasterx7. on 04 Jan 09, 20:49:17
this looks like one of those things you would buy if you had enough money not to care but something you would ignore at all other times

lol more like a ...
By: colinpownz. on 04 Jan 09, 14:40:54
lol more like a bigger iphone

apple dude! i still ...
By: colinpownz. on 04 Jan 09, 14:40:16
apple dude! i still believe mircoshit

LOL
By: gilbert4321. on 04 Jan 09, 08:11:50
LOL

LMAO.
By: imadipsticklike. on 04 Jan 09, 01:33:53
LMAO.

LOL...
By: PeshmergaOnline. on 04 Jan 09, 00:02:24
LOL...

lol
By: moshai15. on 03 Jan 09, 21:53:27
lol

man fuck microshit! ...
By: zazaboy62000. on 03 Jan 09, 20:23:25
man fuck microshit!!!!!!! sony is the best

take that apple!
By: z3ziman. on 03 Jan 09, 12:56:29
take that apple!

wtf? xD
By: Elyarven. on 03 Jan 09, 10:26:05
wtf? xD

Straight up. ...
By: gmanlink. on 03 Jan 09, 06:19:57
Straight up. Incredibly expensive. But then, that's why we rely on hackers(in this case, people who are smart enough make it than buy it) and rip off companies for cheaper products similar to the "Big ass table". XD. Unfortunately, that's not going to happen in the near future.

Microsoft iPod
Posted by: romph

Video duration: 175 seconds
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Microsoft's next generation iPod
(sorry folks but I lost the original source. can't find the author - apologies to the author)

Related: ipod, microsoft

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what about the top?
By: ecbfilms001. on 04 Jan 09, 19:49:00
what about the top?

sem graça!!! bad.
By: EduardoCarvalhoerc. on 04 Jan 09, 02:04:48
sem graça!!! bad.

I too like to know ...
By: goldenzero2. on 03 Jan 09, 23:30:23
I too like to know what i'm buying and I like the new package aswell

Cool, but saying ...
By: ale12396. on 02 Jan 09, 18:44:36
Cool, but saying I-pod is fucking stupid.

common how did you ...
By: jl192. on 01 Jan 09, 07:44:41
common how did you not get that, think of Windows Vista home edition Windows Vista professional edition Windows Vista blah blah blah edition you starting to get the picture

nope
By: stuntdp. on 30 Dec 08, 20:27:59
nope

Huh? I Didn't get ...
By: djarecool. on 30 Dec 08, 15:17:48
Huh? I Didn't get it!

this is bullshit
By: heldiney17. on 30 Dec 08, 13:18:49
this is bullshit

Minus the obvious ...
By: BlackandChrome. on 29 Dec 08, 18:41:04
Minus the obvious extremities I like the new package. Guess I like to know what I'm buying. But then again I guess most of us just like to buy off of image and looks, not substance.

I agree with ...
By: frankjohnson123. on 27 Dec 08, 19:24:06
I agree with everything except Movie Maker, which is adequate at best.

I think this music ...
By: Ayrshirenutter. on 27 Dec 08, 18:46:11
I think this music is from the film Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

sooo true
By: mckdoe. on 27 Dec 08, 14:16:27
sooo true

you suck dick
By: Paiste402. on 27 Dec 08, 11:39:55
you suck dick

SONG?
By: rag3075. on 26 Dec 08, 15:07:19
SONG?

What's amazing, is ...
By: crip2dis. on 26 Dec 08, 09:00:12
What's amazing, is that it's believable

i was really ...
By: adrian0550. on 25 Dec 08, 21:28:24
i was really expecting a rick roll..

SAUCE! More info ...
By: ArtyC1. on 25 Dec 08, 01:43:03
SAUCE! More info like a link to a blog post on liveleak or something to back this up...

ipods suck dick
By: blindghost95. on 24 Dec 08, 21:56:14
ipods suck dick

He didn't infer he ...
By: Suziessoliloquy. on 24 Dec 08, 14:15:21
He didn't infer he didn't make it. He implied it. You inferred from that that he didn't make it... Sorry... I'm a grammar obsessive XD

it could be ...
By: Imworth10bucks. on 22 Dec 08, 23:54:29
it could be possible...0.eww...

Make money on ...
By: memernolly. on 22 Dec 08, 23:03:35
Make money on YouTube: /watch?v=iHs1ScFVUnU

hahahaha lol ...
By: comneard2. on 22 Dec 08, 02:07:59
hahahaha lol imagiine the mac lol

LOL
By: AhojeQ. on 19 Dec 08, 21:38:11
LOL

It's from the sound ...
By: Robobass301. on 18 Dec 08, 20:45:33
It's from the sound track to the film 'Pee Wees Big Adventure'. I think its called Breakfast Machine.

Apparently ...
By: 335AG. on 17 Dec 08, 23:13:20
Apparently Microsoft is the one who produced the video to show how how Microsoft and Apple branding differs. I'm guessing this wasn't supposed to get leaked.

Microsoft Surface Demo @ CES 2008
Posted by: GerbilGod7

Video duration: 597 seconds
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Read more at http://www.ohgizmo.c om/ and http://www.microsoft .com/surface/

Related: ces, demo, microsoft, ohgizmo, surface

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sick as fuck
By: Element7812. on 06 Jan 09, 20:02:57
sick as fuck

nuff said.
By: ololh4xx. on 06 Jan 09, 18:52:14
nuff said.

you are all a bunch ...
By: ericm201. on 06 Jan 09, 11:01:23
you are all a bunch of idiots. i feel so lame posting this but im sick of every single fucking video i watch having some nimrod explaining why there's something wrong with it. just watch the damn video, and get on with life. you're idiots. i hate youtube. im never getting on here again. oh wait no matter what site i go to there's always going to be some asshole trying to destroy products they've never even seen or used. get a life retards. goodnight

too costly to be ...
By: SnowLeopard2008. on 06 Jan 09, 01:55:57
too costly to be widespread. and this is not even a microsoft creation. other companies created this technology (the framework, foundation, idea, etc) and MS just kinda copied it. MS sucks crap. They never do anything original. It's not even their "surface computing technology". They are just showing off what others have worked really hard on for years.

Microsoft have ...
By: killersquirrel1. on 06 Jan 09, 00:09:42
Microsoft have theoretically been stealing ideas from Apple, since their first operating system release in the 80s. If it wasnt for Apple, we wouldnt have Windows today.

"known then apple, ...
By: ololh4xx. on 05 Jan 09, 18:34:32
"known then apple, theyre nothing all they have is the ipod big deal" Ipod == Apple you moron, and visual computing is a very old idea but the technology advanced only a few months ago to this new level so it wasnt profitable enough in the past years.

5 to 10 thousand ...
By: connorcjt12. on 05 Jan 09, 03:06:30
5 to 10 thousand dollars

what the fuck cris. ...
By: nikkory. on 04 Jan 09, 22:33:37
what the fuck cris....what ideas did they get from apple....thats bullshit microsoft is a much bigger and much more known then apple, theyre nothing all they have is the ipod big deal apple won't come out with anything close to this....they might try a different angle but it still won't measure up to the microsoft surface

ok this is great ...
By: Cris1x. on 04 Jan 09, 21:04:45
ok this is great and all very complex machinery......but a lot of the concepts that they get come from apple......and thats not cool there just stealing the ideas......but its cool i know apple is going to come out with something better

huge o.0 how much ...
By: ltowndj19. on 04 Jan 09, 18:05:53
huge o.0 how much it cost ?

i want one a those
By: dondycluck. on 04 Jan 09, 08:38:51
i want one a those

Sure Beats Vista!
By: flashvideomasta. on 03 Jan 09, 22:31:39
Sure Beats Vista!

Not quite. Thats a ...
By: D4rkangel1l. on 03 Jan 09, 19:15:27
Not quite. Thats a big part of it but not all of it =P

backwindow, he ...
By: boldy24. on 03 Jan 09, 14:26:42
backwindow, he reason there are next to no viruses on a Mac is because there are next to no people that use them. What's the point in creating a virus for a platform that no one will not be compatible with mostly all of the computers that download it? If Mac became the #1 platform you would quickly see a HUGE amount of new viruses being made for the Mac. It's one of the benefits of being in last. You better hope it doesn't change anytime soon. Besides what does this have to do with MS Surface?

take those wine ...
By: RIjad101. on 03 Jan 09, 14:16:50
take those wine bottles and put them in your ass asshole, the idea about wine selections just ruined it all, dammit else it was all O.K

FUCKIN BILL GATES - ...
By: BRANDON85L. on 03 Jan 09, 01:29:07
FUCKIN BILL GATES - I LOVE EM (NO HOMO)

just stfu because ...
By: backwindow. on 02 Jan 09, 23:42:26
just stfu because apple just made a deal with walmart to sell iphone... =] I wasn't really trying to rag too much on microsoft.. but really? whens the last time someone had a virus on a mac? anybody? whens the last time u didnt want to download something in fear of a exe file containing a bug? no? okay.

another Mac-slut ...
By: samkusenuh12. on 02 Jan 09, 23:10:36
another Mac-slut just stfu cuz Microsoft still rules ^^

Iron Man Computing ...
By: seejama. on 02 Jan 09, 22:24:35
Iron Man Computing dude

when it will be ...
By: xcollisionxconceptx. on 02 Jan 09, 21:04:40
when it will be available for public?

It is not ...
By: adamx20. on 02 Jan 09, 20:34:46
It is not completely new and revolutionary. It adds RFID and a camera. Other then that the Multi Touch tech has been around for a long time now.

Different Companies ...
By: dasboten. on 02 Jan 09, 11:26:05
Different Companies, I'm rather sure Microsoft is just tiny bit emensley larger than Mac. Mac vs Pc is like New Zealand vs Russia, China and America.

Mac users can go ...
By: dasboten. on 02 Jan 09, 11:24:06
Mac users can go and get raped.

5:10 OWNED!!!!!!!! ...
By: FoxKiller23. on 01 Jan 09, 09:31:59
5:10 OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!

Very nice but then ...
By: brklynjohn1294. on 01 Jan 09, 06:54:36
Very nice but then BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!! Thats what will happen sooner or later

$Bill Gates\$

Bill Gates' Last Day at Microsoft - CES 2008
Posted by: hewvideo

Video duration: 420 seconds
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Featuring Bill Gates, Brian Williams, Jay Z, Bono, Steven Spielberg, Matthew McConaughey, George Clooney, Jon Stuart, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Al Gore, and from Microsoft: Steve Ballmer, Christine White, Lisa Brummell, Robbie Bach, Kevin Turner, Ray Ozzie, and Craig Mundie.

Related: 2008, at, bill, ces, day, gates, last, leaving, microsoft

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if gates was a ...
By: gaara0711. on 05 Jan 09, 23:39:30
if gates was a communist, he wouldnt even have created microsoft, hes a Capitalist! get it right

Steve Ballmer
By: gaara0711. on 05 Jan 09, 23:33:45
Steve Ballmer

Steve Ballmer First ...
By: dakingofdano. on 05 Jan 09, 02:19:06
Steve Ballmer First Dude In The Video.

so whos running ...
By: SergentBannana. on 04 Jan 09, 23:03:16
so whos running microsoft now?

lmao thanks
By: blad3runn69. on 04 Jan 09, 22:10:48
lmao thanks

1:37 OMG LOL!!!!
By: ninetailslv100. on 04 Jan 09, 21:07:32
1:37 OMG LOL!!!!

Bill Gates is ...
By: pedro3661297. on 04 Jan 09, 04:41:23
Bill Gates is getting forced out of microsoft by microsoft who are sick of his monopolising the market and getting them fined millions of dollars.

!Yessss! Now Steve ...
By: 08Sonic. on 04 Jan 09, 04:21:23
!Yessss! Now Steve jobs have the opportunity to create better products than Bill Gates.He stole the Mac Os of Apple and when he work on IBM ,he was developing windows when IBM paid Bill Gates to renew the IBM operating system.

yes he retired ages ...
By: iGandi. on 03 Jan 09, 15:40:39
yes he retired ages ago

lol he retired ...
By: iGandi. on 03 Jan 09, 15:39:43
lol he retired quite a while ago...

make xbl free bill ...
By: Prickle. on 03 Jan 09, 08:47:32
make xbl free bill dont be a fucking facist communist whatever etc etc you already rich as fuck.

fix the 360 gates
By: yugioh9641. on 03 Jan 09, 05:05:17
fix the 360 gates

Is Bill Gates ...
By: dvrtmcc. on 02 Jan 09, 14:40:50
Is Bill Gates getting poor? Don't give him another penny! hah ah aha ha

waaaaah is bill ...
By: faris5578. on 02 Jan 09, 08:35:57
waaaaah is bill gates gonna quit?

this video rocks
By: alexkazabou. on 31 Dec 08, 19:38:50
this video rocks

I'm a Mac, all the ...
By: omgwafflex. on 31 Dec 08, 11:32:04
I'm a Mac, all the way. Steve Jobs is epic. I HATE PC with a burning passion for 6. ...but Bill Gates is truely a cool person. He rocks :D And that Steve B. dude is a dick >:o

Why does he drive ...
By: m3l33u. on 31 Dec 08, 09:28:46
Why does he drive such a... normal car? b He has buillions so why doesnt he have a flying/submarine car?

PC!
By: mantax55. on 30 Dec 08, 21:11:41
PC!

WAY 2 GO! we have a ...
By: strodybabe. on 30 Dec 08, 14:25:47
WAY 2 GO! we have a ford focus too!

I'm a PC, and I'll ...
By: MortuxLT. on 29 Dec 08, 19:56:26
I'm a PC, and I'll be one, as long as Microsoft's there.

It doesn't matter ...
By: TheSapphireNET. on 29 Dec 08, 12:27:44
It doesn't matter if you like Microsoft or not, but somehow Bill Gates is a sympatic and humorous guy.

Thanks Mr Gates, ...
By: kelch12. on 29 Dec 08, 02:09:59
Thanks Mr Gates, I'm a PC.

they make either ...
By: ganxta222. on 28 Dec 08, 19:25:12
they make either bullshit ^^

... Bill, if you ...
By: 1meter65. on 25 Dec 08, 05:50:19
... Bill, if you look for a work, let me know. :-) Thanks for the PC-Programms!!!

Yes, he retired ...
By: freespeachrulez. on 25 Dec 08, 04:45:51
Yes, he retired kinda, left Steve Balmer in charge which was a mistake, and is now still chief architect and chairman, but is no longer active CEO. Bill and Paul were smart to get out when they could.

Steve Jobs on Microsoft
Posted by: peestandingup

Video duration: 54 seconds
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Here is the extended version of where Steve Jobs talks about Microsoft & their lack on being original. From the year 1996.

Related: apple, bill, gates, ibook, imac, ipod, jobs, keynote, mac, macintosh, macworld, microsoft, osx, power, steve, windows

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i like apple for ...
By: upperninty2000. on 06 Jan 09, 23:56:02
i like apple for its ipods and other products as such, but when it comes to computers microsoft wins hands down.

No taste? You sir ...
By: GoRla89. on 06 Jan 09, 22:58:50
No taste? You sir haven't played Games on a PC you'd shit your self

for what?
By: Elitefrr. on 06 Jan 09, 22:07:10
for what?

so hes saying that ...
By: virokill132. on 06 Jan 09, 21:16:47
so hes saying that microsoft doesnt make its products look "pretty' enough? who gives a fuck. its the performance i look for, not the way the software looks btw i customized my os to look the way i like.

this nigga is ...
By: AMAFIA1234. on 06 Jan 09, 07:42:10
this nigga is hating on a nigga

FUCK STEVE JOBS!!! ...
By: 19and6. on 06 Jan 09, 03:41:32
FUCK STEVE JOBS!!! he is a small, arrogant little man that is the one making the piece of shit third rate products. he just needs to give up, get down on his knees, and suck microsoft's dick.

Time for you to ...
By: murphe777. on 06 Jan 09, 02:57:12
Time for you to watch "Pirates of Silicon Valley" for some education on Microsoft vs Apple.

its a fucking copy& ...
By: nanostrike. on 06 Jan 09, 01:11:52
its a fucking copy&paste of leopard and another guis

if it wasnt for ...
By: nanostrike. on 06 Jan 09, 01:11:06
if it wasnt for apple and his gui (one of the first), mocosoft would never invented windows

For what? Get your ...
By: psea. on 06 Jan 09, 01:01:16
For what? Get your head out of your ass.

Apple should get ...
By: KEEELr. on 06 Jan 09, 00:10:23
Apple should get down on their knees and thank Microsoft

Spell check in ...
By: d1g1t4l1z3. on 05 Jan 09, 23:19:48
Spell check in Windows isnt working today then?

You make me sick ...
By: guthax20. on 05 Jan 09, 21:55:39
You make me sick you black turtle neck wereing freak of nature. Bill dident make it big by puting out an mp3 player with a fruit on it (to quot the simpsons, lol). He had a better understanding of economics than steve did. he was able to make a practical, reliable product that was revolutionary. Correct me if im wrong, he was (i believe) the first person to sell SOFTWERE. at the time people in the computer busness were selling HARDWERE. in other words bill had ideas that led to excel, MSW, ect.

Amen... the dont ...
By: Morbosis15. on 05 Jan 09, 16:13:14
Amen... the dont think of original ideas just look at windows 7 lol

amen
By: satikass. on 05 Jan 09, 13:59:05
amen

steve jobs is a fuck
By: gjerlev1. on 05 Jan 09, 04:42:47
steve jobs is a fuck

Oh, and to test ...
By: SomeEverydayNobody. on 04 Jan 09, 23:04:04
Oh, and to test this theory apple should release a new iPod that is only compatible with apple computers. See how many people toss out their PC to own a piece of apple technology. My guess is very few people would be willing to make the switch. I'm not saying apple is a bad company or has inherently bad products, but its a bit childish to bad mouth something or somebody that plays a role in your success just because they don't conform the same way you do.

They have no taste? ...
By: SomeEverydayNobody. on 04 Jan 09, 22:58:07
They have no taste? They're in the business of computer software [for the most part] not making Italian leather jackets. I'd rather have something that is practical and works than something that is stylish and ends up in a land fill after 18 months of use. And I think this guy is a real jerk. Microsoft has played a big [probably the BIGGEST] role in bringing computers and computer related technology to the general public. Without MS apple wouldn't be making the sales it is.

Steve really is ...
By: Pandemonium44. on 04 Jan 09, 20:55:52
Steve really is fair when he talks about apple's rival. And he is right, microsoft has no taste.

that's changing. ...
By: otmlb1128. on 04 Jan 09, 20:22:03
that's changing. their products weren't always good. it's just taking time for Apple to be more popular cause it's not a thing that people readily change. it's not like toothpaste where you try a different kind.

okk i got it.. my ...
By: ponstonxx. on 04 Jan 09, 20:06:32
okk i got it.. my brother's even a bug fan of apple and mac.. but question remains.. who sold the most and why?? why is microsoft windows more popular/common than the mac??..

MAC
By: omfgbanana. on 04 Jan 09, 18:41:11
MAC

Can't he fucking ...
By: michaelmayhem123. on 04 Jan 09, 17:11:29
Can't he fucking say anything nice? He is a stuck up asshole just like the people who use his products.

He is right!
By: jimcoun. on 04 Jan 09, 11:18:07
He is right!

wow... he has hair. ...
By: bojanlacic. on 03 Jan 09, 22:04:20
wow... he has hair...

Microsoft CEO Ballmer laughs at Apple iPhone
Posted by: getamac

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http://www.macdailyn ews.com/ Microsoft CEO Ballmer laughs at Apple iPhone on CNBC-TV.

Related: apple, ballmer, cnbc, ilife, iphone, ipod, jobs, mac, macbook, macintosh, osx, steve, vista

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he tries to ...
By: ETAG231189. on 07 Jan 09, 01:13:09
he tries to ridicule iphone because he knows he's been pwned!

Hahahaha what an ...
By: NESherv. on 06 Jan 09, 23:53:33
Hahahaha what an idiot! "It doesn't have a keyboard"? Wow.

He WORKS FOR ...
By: Videogamesextreme. on 06 Jan 09, 23:28:07
He WORKS FOR MICROSOFT and he is laughing at an APPLE PRODUCT on TV. Free advertising!

"let's see how it ...
By: dasilvagm. on 06 Jan 09, 21:34:19
"let's see how it goes" HAHAAHHA

This guy is ...
By: chicos77. on 06 Jan 09, 21:17:40
This guy is annoying..... How the hell did I end up on this page??

ahahah... i thank ...
By: Shamano79. on 06 Jan 09, 20:12:29
ahahah... i thank every day for not being a microfrost user! ? cheeeeersss!! ?

hahaha... look ...
By: zimonslot. on 06 Jan 09, 19:57:19
hahaha... look who's laughing now Steve-O!

boy did it bite him ...
By: backdoorman1971. on 06 Jan 09, 17:10:32
boy did it bite him in the asss.....

What a fool, he ...
By: Danchr23. on 06 Jan 09, 15:01:49
What a fool, he doesn't know anything about business. Apple knows it, Apple rules

as much as i dont ...
By: hardogeidesu. on 06 Jan 09, 11:04:12
as much as i dont like steve jobs and his retarded macworld presentations ballmer is a massive asshole and complete dipshit. microsoft products are always plagued with massive bugs and poor performance. zune anyone? comes out years after ipod then the new year comes around and they all crash. xbox360? months of backlog for warranty returns. the only reason microsoft stays so strong is they use their market power to agressively knock out competition

Balmer is such a ...
By: phantomrider78. on 06 Jan 09, 09:16:06
Balmer is such a tool. Yes, he is successful, yes he may be rich. But, this guy is that dummy frat guy who would not have accomplished shit, if it wasn't for Gates. He knows that apple has gained a lot of ground, and still scoffs at the idea that people DO want an alternative to windows based devices, and they do want a device that provides a stable user experience. Microsoft as a whole has failed that several times over. Balmer knocks apple, then wants to copy apple.

iphone now has ...
By: childrenofhunter. on 06 Jan 09, 07:53:20
iphone now has became twice as fast and on 199 USD and in just 1 year they controlled 8% of the market which is really good and he is saying they sold zero? maybe they picked his mind from that bald.

Well, the company ...
By: hijodepunyeta. on 06 Jan 09, 05:57:28
Well, the company itself says 'Micro'soft, no wonder.

My IMAC is laughing ...
By: Maddhater1. on 06 Jan 09, 03:06:39
My IMAC is laughing at you Steve Ballmer!

This guy is one of ...
By: taylor9124. on 06 Jan 09, 01:30:38
This guy is one of the reasons im an Apple Fan. Apple has design, vision, and creativity. Microsoft has business, and a horrible CEO.

i belive it was ...
By: nanostrike. on 06 Jan 09, 01:16:15
i belive it was because he doesnt have a soul xd

this guys looks ...
By: Beniamin992. on 06 Jan 09, 00:45:52
this guys looks like a bad guy

Maybe its partly so ...
By: sko083. on 06 Jan 09, 00:18:03
Maybe its partly so expensive because people want it.

true, he fits right ...
By: scabberdoug. on 05 Jan 09, 23:48:02
true, he fits right in.

That's why he's the ...
By: getamac. on 05 Jan 09, 23:33:22
That's why he's the perfect CEO for Microsoft. They've never had any vision.

I can't get it. why ...
By: cchubab. on 05 Jan 09, 23:28:25
I can't get it. why is this stupid man the CEO of Microsoft? He has no vision..

this guy is a clown ...
By: alialimali. on 05 Jan 09, 22:41:11
this guy is a clown. i'm laughing to you now my old man hahahahahahah

haha this is why i ...
By: billabongopblue. on 05 Jan 09, 22:20:53
haha this is why i dont like microsoft. They think everything they have now is top of the line and perfect. When clearly its not.

haha apples sold ...
By: orangeoreo7. on 05 Jan 09, 21:43:52
haha apples sold alot more then 0 phones now..probably more than microsoft phones now.

I'm 17, i work, so ...
By: THEhahahahahahaWALL. on 05 Jan 09, 17:27:20
I'm 17, i work, so when i get the money at the end of the month, i dont want to buy some useless piece shit just because it costs 99$ and because its almost as half as good as the iPhone. Microsoft is pile shit.

Microsoft Bob
Posted by: i386dx

Video duration: 454 seconds
Global video hits: 63779

This is by far the worst computer program ever made!
(btw. Doesn't look Rover, the dog, familiar? It seems MS re-used him in WinXP)

Related: 16bit, 3.11, 95, bob, microsoft, software, windows, worst

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"this operation ...
By: panchamkauns. on 06 Jan 09, 17:04:32
"this operation system was originally built for use in schools, to make a friendly, and easy to use and learn compter environment" -- do you work at Microsoft or something? THIS SYSTEM WAS BUILT BY IDIOTS, BY IDIOTS, BY IDIOTS, AND IS AN IDIOT SYSTEM!

if i had used this ...
By: brettrayfiel. on 05 Jan 09, 23:36:44
if i had used this program, it would make me look like im two lol

10,000 kb is 10 ...
By: brettrayfiel. on 05 Jan 09, 23:35:13
10,000 kb is 10 megabytes i think. But that will fit on your hard drive unless you have MS-DOS 1.0 lol

wait... onwards? ...
By: gonepishing. on 02 Jan 09, 07:25:44
wait... onwards? whats wrong with continue? "scrumptous border"???? OH GOD THE DOGS ABRK SI THE SAME SOUND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! AHHSHHAGDUIOAW:FOALWifhawpifgawu'r7qwprf7q23r125723085t2y30t9247mt,gfuwekgvb,seagjsdgdsff

Oh God, not less ...
By: mikekearn. on 29 Dec 08, 15:55:07
Oh God, not less than 2 MB! However would I fit that on one of my two 500 GB hard drives?

this operation ...
By: pitomba125. on 27 Dec 08, 23:50:59
this operation system was originally built for use in schools, to make a friendly, and easy to use and learn compter environment.

yeah, I saw a site ...
By: pitomba125. on 27 Dec 08, 23:46:48
yeah, I saw a site where you can download it, but i dont reccomend it. its takes up something like 10,000 kb of your hard drive space when you download it.

That's the dog ...
By: TheMaggot81. on 26 Dec 08, 22:19:16
That's the dog called Fredo from the Windows XP Search LOL, this program runs too under Vista.

Find The Error A,B ...
By: KatyKryllian. on 26 Dec 08, 00:55:05
Find The Error A,B C,D E,F G,H I,J K,L M,N O,P Q,R S,T U,V W,X Y,Z Did you know that 80% of USCD students could not find the error above?Repost this with? the tile "Find the error",and when you click"Submit Post", the answer will be really obvious

does anyone else ...
By: mudkipNDS. on 25 Dec 08, 20:52:45
does anyone else see the little hand mouse pointer thing doing the electric slide at the VERY beginning of the video?

idk thats wat im ...
By: fattyacid6. on 19 Dec 08, 20:47:41
idk thats wat im trying 2 figure out lol i wanna see how bad it really is.

Is there a way to ...
By: mrpcclass2. on 19 Dec 08, 19:49:10
Is there a way to download this?

software fail ...
By: tetavo. on 18 Dec 08, 01:13:26
software fail microsoft had a good idea (making the computer friendly), but they failed. epically. this looks like it was made for a 6 year old. it's insulting to people who would use this regularly. i'm too young to have ever known about this.

WOW, its like ...
By: WoAKing. on 17 Dec 08, 16:17:52
WOW, its like office 2007, with graphics!

I've seen far worse ...
By: flexyco. on 13 Dec 08, 10:16:30
I've seen far worse software in my life! This is a bit silly but fun to use and nice for new users... back then.

I loved Microsoft ...
By: cparker15. on 10 Dec 08, 22:40:33
I loved Microsoft Bob. But I was also 11, so...

I remember B.O.B. ...
By: elektrikcity. on 08 Dec 08, 01:34:42
I remember B.O.B. dunno what happened to it. Gotta go wiki. Plus I've seen that dog in the program Microsoft Works 2.0 (haha what an oxymoron).

I liked it LOLL
By: FrostForestGodess. on 06 Dec 08, 06:36:09
I liked it LOLL

oh my god - i ...
By: lazerguided. on 01 Dec 08, 17:57:36
oh my god - i remember this so much. i think i spent way too much time on it before i had the internet... and encarta.. ughh

@ tyrannical: type ...
By: mudkipNDS. on 30 Nov 08, 02:09:50
@ tyrannical: type before you speak, eh?

arent they?
By: ahmednat. on 24 Nov 08, 16:17:07
arent they?

WOW! well i like it
By: weaslecheese3000. on 23 Nov 08, 14:52:16
WOW! well i like it

Microsoft just ...
By: MelonBobby. on 23 Nov 08, 08:31:08
Microsoft just didn't get it. They still don't and I don't know when or if they ever will.

Retarded Innovation ...
By: TheBlackTurd. on 15 Nov 08, 23:13:07
Retarded Innovation, thank you Mirosoft LOL

._. glad I don't ...
By: skylarg717. on 15 Nov 08, 18:07:01
._. glad I don't have it...

Macworld Boston 1997-The Microsoft Deal
Posted by: peestandingup

Video duration: 724 seconds
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Here we see Steve Jobs & the almost bankrupt at the time Apple Computer making a temporary deal with Bill Gates & Microsoft. The crowd was not too happy about it.

Related: apple, bill, computer, gates, ibook, imac, ipod, jobs, keynote, mac, macintosh, macworld, microsoft, osx, power, steve, windows

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hahaha it would be ...
By: eraContraband. on 06 Jan 09, 23:35:10
hahaha it would be so funny if they someone freezed the frame where the microsoft logo pops up above steve jobs head and someone puts a caption underneath "OWNED!"

soooo if Microsoft ...
By: Omellykim. on 06 Jan 09, 22:18:51
soooo if Microsoft said no that means apple would not be here to day so its like apple needed Microsoft and microsoft helped apple wow when you think about it apple is like a peace of microsoft :O

Loves it.
By: antonDAKING. on 06 Jan 09, 12:20:39
Loves it.

MIcrosoft should be ...
By: josiesophia. on 06 Jan 09, 05:05:23
MIcrosoft should be thanking their lucking stars and kissing Steve Jobs ass that Apple made window's look sexy! Apple ROCKS!!!!

Apple didn't beg ...
By: PlatonicKamel. on 06 Jan 09, 01:34:07
Apple didn't beg for help. Microsoft had hired a company to re-write it's video playing software; the same company that Apple hired to port QuickTime for Windows. The company just copied bits of Apple's code and gave it to Microsoft, and so Microsoft where about to get their faces sued-off for using Apple's code in their software. This deal was Microsoft's way of avoiding that; they got to use the software and got IE on Mac... Apple got $150million, and Office.

i can't imagine how ...
By: armyman206. on 04 Jan 09, 17:10:05
i can't imagine how hard it was for steve jobs to stand there and tell these people about the plans

The deal has been ...
By: mrbrown2195. on 02 Jan 09, 06:58:03
The deal has been over for a few years now... lol

Although IE can ...
By: onefineline. on 02 Jan 09, 06:01:03
Although IE can really suck, at the time, the only alternative on the mac was Netscape. And Netscape Navigator actually sucked MORE than Internet Explorer.

You also do not ...
By: dobbo81. on 31 Dec 08, 18:05:07
You also do not understand that the Mac vs PC ads are mainly centered around the idea that Mac and PC users are always in contention with each other. It really isnt a statement ovr which is best. It's quite a clever campaign in so far as it is prompting people to make the choice.

The IE booing is so ...
By: povertyinny. on 31 Dec 08, 14:07:48
The IE booing is so AWESOME! IE sucks

Haha 1:06, "Patent ...
By: ZERAPH513. on 31 Dec 08, 05:42:06
Haha 1:06, "Patent Disputes". I just watched some of "Pirates of Silicon Valley", so that's really funny to me right now.

Like the so-called ...
By: CrazyHorseInvincible. on 30 Dec 08, 12:09:53
Like the so-called "Java trap," this will never become an issue. Ever. The day Google claims a blog post as their intellectual property is the day their browser loses all market share. Just as if Sun had said, "ok, everyone who wrote programs in Java must now pay for the privilege of using the standard libraries." It would be suicide.

yup, because ...
By: Beyecixramd. on 30 Dec 08, 03:52:07
yup, because microsoft now needs all the apple users, microsoft needs everyone to join them, do you think mac is not giving money for that? why do you think linux is clean of microsoft shit? no office, no messenger, no remote... oh sorry, there is samba: remote desktop (NOT FROM MICROSOFT), there is aMSN (NOT FROM MICROSOFT) there is moonlight (silverlight, and guess what NOT FROM MICROSOFT)... well, i'm a linux user, not because i dont want to pay, just because i feel free now, switch, srsly

with chrome (if you ...
By: Beyecixramd. on 30 Dec 08, 03:46:56
with chrome (if you read the EULA) google owns everything you could post in internet, google has right to modify it and to read and delete it, seriously, read the EULA if you don't believe me.

keep in mind this ...
By: Col3man01. on 27 Dec 08, 16:49:35
keep in mind this was 11 years ago when apple was in trouble as a company

Lol, I agree!
By: mooseCW. on 27 Dec 08, 07:51:43
Lol, I agree!

This was 11 years ...
By: derryquinn. on 27 Dec 08, 02:40:09
This was 11 years ago.

Google Chrome is ...
By: CrazyHorseInvincible. on 27 Dec 08, 00:56:20
Google Chrome is the ultimate firefox kill-- uh, I mean it's the ultimate IE killer!

If Apple is trying ...
By: abundantsnotbob. on 26 Dec 08, 22:58:28
If Apple is trying to collaborate, and get along with Microsoft, what are all the Mac and PC ads about?

they sound pretty ...
By: ilovebrewers2. on 25 Dec 08, 03:04:16
they sound pretty happy to me

me 2
By: Ratamhata. on 23 Dec 08, 21:50:22
me 2

oh man tottaly ...
By: Ratamhata. on 23 Dec 08, 21:28:54
oh man tottaly agree with u , from all my heart

Today, Microsoft no ...
By: JGOETTLE. on 23 Dec 08, 08:57:26
Today, Microsoft no longer has Money in Apple and IE is gone from Mac. There is still MS Office, Sliverlight, Remote Desktop and Windows Live Messenger.

you can see the ...
By: codyt321. on 23 Dec 08, 04:05:43
you can see the pain on Job's face every time he announces a condition that the crowd doesn't like haha

I think Steve had a ...
By: enjourni7. on 20 Dec 08, 09:52:49
I think Steve had a lot of guts to make this deal at a time when he knew a lot of mac users would be upset about it. He did what he had to do to keep the dream alive. I have a lot of respect for him in doing that.

Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Perl Scripting
Posted by: miaublah

Video duration: 633 seconds
Global video hits: 1034304

Credits to scrubadub (check for user: scrubadub1 for more videos like this !) for sharing this first, until he got banned... Here we go again... Please don't ban me.

Related: perl, recognition, scrubadub, speech, vista, windows

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Hysterical ... "I'm ...
By: iolanthela. on 31 Dec 08, 12:48:54
Hysterical ... "I'm going to kill someone!"

It's actually isn't ...
By: evin674. on 30 Dec 08, 11:27:10
It's actually isn't that bad you just have to have a good microphone. I typed this with voice recognition. I type it in 10 seconds!

haahahahhahhaah ...
By: qaizali. on 26 Dec 08, 02:55:54
haahahahhahhaah that was soo cool i need vista!!!!lol imagine i had to write this comment with Speech Recognition lol :p

looking for friends ...
By: 86gd. on 23 Dec 08, 01:44:23
looking for friends SOMEONE TALK TO ME Iq

were to download
By: cooler12344. on 18 Dec 08, 22:34:56
were to download

Why am I sitting ...
By: lukenluken. on 11 Dec 08, 15:42:15
Why am I sitting here crying with laughter? Hahaha.

"...i'm going to ...
By: zhinch. on 10 Dec 08, 19:40:58
"...i'm going to kills omeone..." xD

i have a hunge that ...
By: ascaron1234. on 09 Dec 08, 18:38:56
i have a hunge that it might be some kind of copyright infringement, The companies are very aggresive with their copyrights. The smallest little copyright infringement can get you suspended from youtube for posting the vid.

Why did they ...
By: superninjaskills. on 09 Dec 08, 17:24:42
Why did they suspend him, I dont get it?

Youtube has ...
By: ascaron1234. on 09 Dec 08, 00:41:24
Youtube has suspended Scrubadub!! :0

Vista wins, ...
By: AllAboutKicks. on 08 Dec 08, 22:39:31
Vista wins, funniest vid ever

MUHAHAHAHAH, made ...
By: keasone. on 07 Dec 08, 23:45:00
MUHAHAHAHAH, made my day!!!

Hahaha! Great!
By: BrytaPlanka. on 07 Dec 08, 18:36:27
Hahaha! Great!

that is very very ...
By: ReyCot1985. on 04 Dec 08, 15:12:29
that is very very very very very funny!!!

hahah grate vid ...
By: aaragon88. on 30 Nov 08, 07:24:07
hahah grate vid guys... was it supose to be funny? idk lol

hahahaha funny!
By: ksdlap. on 29 Nov 08, 04:06:21
hahahaha funny!

lmfao i started ...
By: sitbackandtakenotes. on 26 Nov 08, 23:24:14
lmfao i started dieing laughing u were so patient then all of a sudden "im gunna fucking kill somebody" lol

OMG it's hilarious! ...
By: Allen4088. on 26 Nov 08, 11:34:52
OMG it's hilarious! You are so patient or you have good humor sense :)

and god this is ...
By: deathscore. on 26 Nov 08, 02:27:38
and god this is funny

lol the caps lock ...
By: deathscore. on 26 Nov 08, 02:26:50
lol the caps lock part wont work :P

I'm freaking dieing ...
By: OryanBaker. on 26 Nov 08, 00:57:52
I'm freaking dieing over here....Strike one win for Vista!!!!

lol lol lol yeah, ...
By: yourpersonalspammer. on 24 Nov 08, 04:17:19
lol lol lol yeah, it's soooo easy and not at all frustrating.. ;-)

Can I put a ...
By: briansacks. on 24 Nov 08, 02:49:57
Can I put a question here? and please don't flame me.. Vista speech recognition works for me EXCEPT if I repeat a word or short phrase it jumps back to the first time I used it; often it jumps to bringing up a set of numbered choices; basically, I NEVER issue commands (other than "open parentheses" etc) yet it keeps interpreting what I say as a command. Any suggestions?

why would u get ...
By: psp3602. on 23 Nov 08, 22:11:25
why would u get banned i wana know

I know exactly what ...
By: nitrous9200. on 23 Nov 08, 05:36:45
I know exactly what he feels like, the voice recognition is pretty crappy at first because it hasn't been trained, and sometimes other noise confuses it. And it's not really designed for doing programming! Though once it's trained it's pretty cool and somewhat practical.

Microsoft Photosynth
Posted by: WilloxH

Video duration: 230 seconds
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Photosynth takes a large collection of photos of a place or object, analyzes them for similarities, and displays them in a reconstructed 3-Dimensional space

Related: microsoft, photosynth, pictures

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This is what ...
By: grandgret. on 30 Dec 08, 00:40:13
This is what happens with a group of people with too much time get together. I'm kind of irritated by the whole virtual organic model, the social objects of living oganisms in the digital realms of social combinations. Seriously, everyone is trying to come up with some crap to get bought up by wither google microsoft. Why don't they spend more time trying to figure out how make their existing software more reliable.

Just like the ...
By: DustyMooseHamilton. on 17 Dec 08, 20:49:34
Just like the internet. lololololololololololololololo lzzzzzzz

Just like the ...
By: DustyMooseHamilton. on 17 Dec 08, 20:48:48
Just like the internet. lolololololololololololololololzzzzzzz

Because you no ...
By: Philscbx. on 16 Dec 08, 18:37:35
Because you no longer have the Ford Probe after you totaled it out. If there are enough views, it is appearing to be 3D like. I think any 3D physical model was taken out of context to a point. There are 3D model creations for machining and manufacturing prototypes out of foam beads. So it is possible in a small scale. If your told or read an actual point, then a link would clear up the fact.

Thanks for your ...
By: antoniosoul. on 16 Dec 08, 17:42:13
Thanks for your explanation, but I'm still missing the point, as are a lot of other people, apparently. I checked out this video because I was told this software automatically creates 3D models, and a lot of the commenters here seem to believe that it does. I mean, why not just shut off the computer and go outside and sit in an actual Ford Probe? And maybe drive somewhere while your at it, you know, experience actual reality vs. fake reality. Cheers.

Cool Point
By: Philscbx. on 15 Dec 08, 22:09:49
Cool Point

Apparently You ...
By: Philscbx. on 15 Dec 08, 22:07:42
Apparently You missed the whole concept. The photos you took of your car. It could be a Ford Probe. You over time took 27 images of specific points. Other people with the same car each took 27 images. Multiply 17,000 cars times 27 images each. No 2 images are actually alike. Close, but different. Therefore, selecting one image you took will automatically seek out images by others that let you see even more detail or angle. How's that, pretty dam cool if you ask me.

I don't get it, ...
By: antoniosoul. on 09 Dec 08, 20:17:57
I don't get it, most 3D animations are of imaginary places. How are you going to get a huge collection of photographs of an imaginary place? This doesn't appear to create an actual 3D model, it just simulates the experience of an actual 3D space in 2 dimensions. There were no smooth transitions or pans, he just zoomed in and out of different views. Or am I missing something here?

Nice! When this ...
By: Maketsup. on 02 Dec 08, 13:47:02
Nice! When this technology gets better, gamemakers can use it to make 3D worlds, without 3D programming.

Wow imagine being ...
By: 25mmpolycarbonate. on 27 Nov 08, 20:05:38
Wow imagine being able to go on the web and find places or thinkgs of interest and then view them in real time through streaming images...oh wait a minute...we created this over a hundred years ago and now call it video...wanna see St Peters then search it right here on you tube and voila...also many places have now produced 3d virtual tours...this product is everything thats wrong with technological developments today...no direction just random ideas allowed to become finished products...

so cool! Can't wait ...
By: antago. on 16 Nov 08, 22:40:07
so cool! Can't wait til google images becomes a 3D tour

This is pretty kewl ...
By: RT7. on 16 Nov 08, 22:05:10
This is pretty kewl, but think about it.. you could only do this if you had like thousands of pictures, with the same lighting and everything? like lol not kewl.

LOL i really find ...
By: ninetailslv100. on 13 Nov 08, 21:36:20
LOL i really find this program useless

I think my ...
By: bluecrew08. on 13 Nov 08, 05:42:32
I think my negativity towards this product is really just resultant of the hype surrounding its release. An article I read had made it seem like it would generate a 3-d model of the scene, not just orientate the pictures in 3-d relative to eachother, which *is* step 1 you're right, but at least combine them into something, I know I took 500 pictures, I don't wanna see all 500 at once with cloudy borders. Either way, I'll be patient! Side note, nav/geo reasearch use=good : military use=bad.

this technology is ...
By: leggomyeggo01. on 12 Nov 08, 07:31:45
this technology is not necessarily meant solely for recollection purposes or entertainment; imagine the applications for navigational or geographical research, accurate 3-d model representation of the world, or even military use! The possibilities are endless. Besides, with technology, people typically focus too far forward, and ignore or criticize the steps needed to be taken to reach such lengths.

amazing!!!!!
By: orabegon. on 11 Nov 08, 14:20:55
amazing!!!!!

bluecrew I think ...
By: addiktion13. on 09 Nov 08, 11:48:21
bluecrew I think once the technology is perfected you could easily break down a video into their frames in each video and create a lot of cool services that integrate this technology from a social perspective to other unique creative ideas. I think if cloud computing mostly but it could be used probably beyond that. I imagine having an algorithm that just does this automatically thus reducing the need for someone to crop these together.

I don't understand ...
By: bluecrew08. on 03 Nov 08, 07:25:13
I don't understand what everyone's so crazy about?! The interface on psynth is interpretative at best, getting your bearings is half the battle, moving around causes the photos do this stretch-warp thing in and out rather than transition. The photos not directly being viewed are placed at akward skewed perspectives with overcrowding borders. In the time it takes to capture 500 photos you could have generated the whole scene polygonaly on a computer for a much better result. Or just take a video?

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By: 99558fs42i66. on 31 Oct 08, 02:16:27
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This technology is ...
By: cyborgxxi. on 27 Oct 08, 17:21:37
This technology is purely amazing - "cloud network". One point in time, in the very near future, computer and information technology will be so advanced that the way data and information sharing are accessed will be revolutionized and utilized in ways like this - and not just that but almost in so many aspects of life. Many people may hate Microsoft for different reasons (and some petty), but you have to agree that this kind of stuff is groundbreaking.

not really you ...
By: simkinggold101. on 25 Oct 08, 10:41:04
not really you would be able to watch ANYWHERE in the world in real time the news just shows the places where stuff is happening like tornadoes and tsunamis not just looking around city's you want to visit :P

If this will be ...
By: tombert256. on 24 Oct 08, 23:49:44
If this will be able to work as well as it does in the demo they show, then this would be incredible. Imagine how much money, if developed right, this could, if nothing else, save 3D animation places. Having their models generated automatically would be pretty amazing and cheap.

It is actually 6% ...
By: NinkaPanda. on 20 Oct 08, 00:23:07
It is actually 6% now :) ..... lol

Yea, not everyone ...
By: NinkaPanda. on 20 Oct 08, 00:20:16
Yea, not everyone has the money to do that.

MSG ME ON MSN ...
By: bhentetrez23. on 19 Oct 08, 15:55:58
MSG ME ON MSN MESSENGR !!! ID IS jane22fallim bored and need someone 2 talk 2 J

$Bill Gates\$

Bill Gates' Farewell - Microsoft at CES 2008
Posted by: Omfib

Video duration: 466 seconds
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Featuring Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer, Barack Obama, Steven Spielberg, Hillary Clinton, Bono and more!

Related: ballmer, bill, bono, ces, clinton, gates, microsoft, obama, spielberg, u2

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bill gates has ...
By: jprado509. on 05 Jan 09, 09:58:28
bill gates has thousand of that keyboard u idiot

bill has the same ...
By: m0neymike18rs. on 29 Dec 08, 07:04:07
bill has the same keyboard as me :)

i think linux is ...
By: luke8520. on 18 Dec 08, 22:54:29
i think linux is great for a developer. if it's good for gaming, then who would buy windows?

looking for friends ...
By: Aleisha33. on 18 Dec 08, 16:57:06
looking for friends great vid I6

i'm not against ...
By: dadautube. on 15 Dec 08, 00:26:18
i'm not against waiting so long for upgrades if they really work. consider this: took M$ nearly 20 years to get where others (Mac, Amiga, ...) had been already ages prior when eventually Window$ XP came out in 2001. took them another two years to 'debug' XP to make it their best product ever although it still suffers badly in certain areas. now with Vista, they are going the wrong way again imo. some people simply never learn from their own mistakes! they make a lot of money selling garbage tho!

Um, yeah... No. ...
By: mrmomoto. on 14 Dec 08, 23:53:45
Um, yeah... No. They can't, you see, because M$ is hobbled by a really ugly, outmoded design paradgm, and (worse still for them) vendors are just plain SICK AND TIRED of paying through the nose for 3rd-rate software. Aren't you tire of waiting 5-7 years for updates???

Linux is the ...
By: mrmomoto. on 14 Dec 08, 23:48:16
Linux is the Geekgirl of OS's. ... And EVERYONE knows geekgirls are HOT. Bye-bye, M$/Bill. MS/DOS will be missed.

Vista is a piece of ...
By: thisisUll. on 11 Dec 08, 19:45:15
Vista is a piece of shit. Monopolysoft forced me to buy the crap on a laptop. IE doesnt last 5 mins before crashing. I really hate those twats.

right on! :D
By: CCmachine. on 09 Dec 08, 22:31:39
right on! :D

Well, yes, because ...
By: winrid. on 06 Dec 08, 13:17:03
Well, yes, because I am a Linux os developer, and you insulted me. As the video title states, farewell.

I see... Actually ...
By: ivanhvg. on 05 Dec 08, 23:09:43
I see... Actually you calling someone retarded and insulting them , normally will prove you are wrong. But nice talking to you anyways...

Vista is for ...
By: winrid. on 05 Dec 08, 20:29:37
Vista is for everyone? Really? What about my sister with a 1ghz cpu and 512mb ram? Hell no. Linux runs great on it, and shes has about 30 games installed. Yes, there are games... just not ones you buy at the store. Actually, opengl is more efficient than directx. Go to google and search for linux games... Ubuntu is easy, just pop in the cd, click install, and your on your way. My eight year old sister installed Xubuntu on her own. You must be retarded...

thnx ivan....
By: chapibol. on 05 Dec 08, 07:53:37
thnx ivan....

Linux is not for ...
By: ivanhvg. on 05 Dec 08, 04:12:05
Linux is not for everyone.. Vista is.. you can´t even play games on Linux... or do a whole bunch "stuff"

Well said chapibol!
By: ivanhvg. on 05 Dec 08, 04:08:16
Well said chapibol!

are you jokeing?... ...
By: dirtbikeguy11. on 27 Nov 08, 04:47:14
are you jokeing?...or just retarded?

funny Bill. I will ...
By: happykrazy. on 21 Nov 08, 02:37:03
funny Bill. I will miss him

omg was that real? ...
By: blackfreddie223. on 18 Nov 08, 00:26:59
omg was that real? the fucked faggot that developed vista can't bench a messly 60 lb bar with no weights?

what do u mean? the ...
By: chapibol. on 09 Nov 08, 02:43:34
what do u mean? the man was THE PIONEER in Software, he and his buddies created the first software company, all major Piece of Software Created today is created by his company, the billions he made are being invested in researching new technologies and helping the not so fortunate in the world. The man is great so I Don't Know how u can't admit that. my guess is ur either a MAC or LInux fanboy blinded by Jelaousy and hate towards Microsoft's Success.

What do you meant ...
By: code933k. on 08 Nov 08, 23:20:03
What do you meant by done? What does he have done? Computers would be at least 10 to 20 years ahead without Microsoft rolling around.

He is not Steve ...
By: code933k. on 08 Nov 08, 23:15:22
He is not Steve Jobs...

with all the lousy ...
By: dadautube. on 07 Nov 08, 22:51:20
with all the lousy politics going on around, why not take him in as a politician? he won't do worse at least and that's for sure!

does this mean M$ ...
By: dadautube. on 07 Nov 08, 22:46:49
does this mean M$ products quality will now improve after he's left the company?

is like bill doesnt ...
By: seymark2. on 04 Nov 08, 08:23:03
is like bill doesnt thinks well he needs rest and some good food...

wow.... he fell off ...
By: seymark2. on 04 Nov 08, 08:15:39
wow.... he fell off the ball hes a skinny man.. who has no time to eat... i think he will get weight now.. hes trainer hes the luckiest trainer in the world.. ummm i hope that car can work and fly.. hahhaha billl i love him since i knew who was called bill...

Mulher Louca Vs. Microsoft
Posted by: thements84

Video duration: 496 seconds
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Mãe e filha compraram um Windows pirata, fizeram as atulizações pela net e não gostaram quando apareceu uma estrelinha azul no canto da tela.
Resultado: Ligaram para a Microsoft para reclamar!
Sem noção!
É longo mais vale a pena!

Related: finha, microsoft, mulher, mãe, pirata, windows

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maldita inclusão ...
By: AnaCris016. on 06 Jan 09, 20:45:40
maldita inclusão digital [3] não tem a mínima vergonha na cara de comprar um produto pirata e querer reclamar ainda!!!

Maldita inclusão ...
By: akidaboy. on 06 Jan 09, 13:37:05
Maldita inclusão digital! [2]

AUHahuAUHAUHA Ela ...
By: ggninja. on 05 Jan 09, 09:52:40
AUHahuAUHAUHA Ela instalou o Windows Falsificado de boa-fé auhauhauh

pqp, cade o orkut ...
By: ilineto. on 04 Jan 09, 21:09:12
pqp, cade o orkut dessa louca, não da véia, mas da filha q é TÃO BURRA quanto a mãe. Meu, pq vendem computador pra gente BURRA!? Acho que fazem isso só pra acontecer essas coisas e a gente dar risada depois. HuiaHSUIahsuIASHAi A mulher compra o falso e quer ir atrás dos direitos dela. Aposto que o povo do pequenas causas riu na cara dela. Burras pra caralh*.

use linux, tem um ...
By: EduardoCarvalhoerc. on 04 Jan 09, 02:15:57
use linux, tem um monte grátis!

Ela e mt burra ele ...
By: keypqp. on 03 Jan 09, 21:41:20
Ela e mt burra ele msm falou que botou um software pirata e admite mais quer que a estrela saia kkkkkk MUITO IDIOTA ESSA MULHER puta que paril chega dar rava tomara que ela leia Eu pus um softaware pirata e eu sabia disso Ou seja o windows dela e pirata

ninguém me tira o ...
By: kellyclair. on 03 Jan 09, 21:37:51
ninguém me tira o meu direito..e não eh um borra bosta que nem vc qe vai me tirar o meu direito...^^ aff

"Eu quero os meu ...
By: edianese. on 03 Jan 09, 16:16:43
"Eu quero os meu direito!!!" Vai ser burra assim no inferno!

Maldita inclusão ...
By: Naoto3030. on 03 Jan 09, 14:19:23
Maldita inclusão digital!

naosei se isso e ...
By: arthurperezbessa. on 03 Jan 09, 09:28:12
naosei se isso e fake ou nao mas se for verdade essa mulher e muito retardada Ela sabe que comprou um produto pirata e ainda quer os direitos E a mesma coisa de eu roubar um Televisao e ela quebrar e eu ir pedir garantia

mais alguma ...
By: matheusverona95. on 03 Jan 09, 03:50:39
mais alguma informação??

eu falo palavroes ...
By: felippecoxa. on 03 Jan 09, 03:23:03
eu falo palavroes pq to na minha ksa no meu telefone auehauheauheuaheuahuheauhe

eu fui ludibriada ...
By: PedroMeuca. on 29 Dec 08, 05:43:11
eu fui ludibriada pela maicrosofití!!!

depois neste país o ...
By: jcjrebirth. on 29 Dec 08, 04:44:07
depois neste país o cliente tem razão é mole

Use Linux :/
By: NeedledOne. on 29 Dec 08, 03:42:14
Use Linux :/

Nao qr porcaria use ...
By: RazrG7. on 28 Dec 08, 05:43:53
Nao qr porcaria use Mac xD

Maldita inclusão ...
By: academia000. on 28 Dec 08, 02:32:58
Maldita inclusão digital[6]

gente burra é outra ...
By: hab2004. on 27 Dec 08, 02:09:16
gente burra é outra coisa

Eu uso software ...
By: nikitamsilva. on 27 Dec 08, 00:32:49
Eu uso software pirata e tenho direitoo! putss...q estúpida!

Eu fui lubridiada ...
By: NewJokerSMILE. on 26 Dec 08, 00:29:03
Eu fui lubridiada pela maicrosofiti!!!! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

LOUCAAAAAAAAA!
By: glauvin. on 25 Dec 08, 15:04:17
LOUCAAAAAAAAA!

maicrosofiti ...
By: uvaseca. on 25 Dec 08, 03:28:59
maicrosofiti kkkkkkkkkkkkk

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By: sikaf. on 24 Dec 08, 12:26:55
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EU ESTOU NOS MEUS ...
By: renanfsouza. on 24 Dec 08, 04:41:27
EU ESTOU NOS MEUS DIREITO !!!!

Maldita inclusão ...
By: DanielFromHell. on 23 Dec 08, 04:13:06
Maldita inclusão digital[5]

Darth Vader Calls Microsoft (Soundboard Prank Call)
Posted by: trombonist15

Video duration: 114 seconds
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Here's a classic soundboard prank call. Darth Vader calls Microsoft. One would think the operator would immediately recognize him but he is seduced by the dark side.... From realmofdarkness.net

Related: bill, call, captain, darth, funny, gates, joke, lol, microsoft, obi, prank, soundboard, star, vader, vista, wan, wars, windows

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hilarious bro, ...
By: thespaz4life. on 07 Jan 09, 01:55:27
hilarious bro, great prank.

hahahaha nice :D
By: smurferforsej. on 06 Jan 09, 13:37:14
hahahaha nice :D

Fuck off go suck on ...
By: Pikey1517. on 06 Jan 09, 10:02:19
Fuck off go suck on your mums dick

Yeah whatever pussy.
By: nadesNspades. on 06 Jan 09, 03:12:10
Yeah whatever pussy.

this is what ...
By: IMB2U. on 05 Jan 09, 22:11:32
this is what happens if you dont watch star wars

Shut the fuck up ...
By: Pikey1517. on 05 Jan 09, 16:56:11
Shut the fuck up little boy you havn't been anywhere yet

I am your father ...
By: Berneville. on 05 Jan 09, 16:03:09
I am your father ahahaa

awesome
By: ruke515. on 05 Jan 09, 14:35:23
awesome

That was great!!!!, ...
By: darkfallendreams. on 05 Jan 09, 13:53:04
That was great!!!!, love to see some more of these

That. Was. F**king. ...
By: Ohkto. on 05 Jan 09, 07:44:37
That. Was. F**king. Brilliant.

just type if in the ...
By: platroeske. on 05 Jan 09, 05:19:58
just type if in the actors voidce u want in google like this:joe pesci soundboard and abunch willl pop up

how to get a ...
By: ruke515. on 05 Jan 09, 03:53:56
how to get a soundboard prank call??plsss reply

Uhh, sorry about ...
By: nadesNspades. on 05 Jan 09, 01:33:09
Uhh, sorry about your luck, but the UK is pretty fucking gay. . .

.. i am ur father . ...
By: alelipa9. on 04 Jan 09, 22:32:40
.. i am ur father .. omfg hahhhaa

''Last Name?'' ( ...
By: kayOnDemand. on 04 Jan 09, 11:34:14
''Last Name?'' (Cooooooooooooooo)

"Apology accepted" ...
By: UltimateGuitarist17. on 04 Jan 09, 07:35:26
"Apology accepted" I laughed so hard

lmao when he said ...
By: yasin2k9. on 04 Jan 09, 00:37:10
lmao when he said obi wan i spat out my soda XD

ha ha the microsoft ...
By: oinkubberchicken. on 03 Jan 09, 21:36:47
ha ha the microsoft guys such a retard

Its because the U.K ...
By: Pikey1517. on 03 Jan 09, 19:15:13
Its because the U.K is the best !!

HAHAHHAHAHA
By: havoc2431. on 03 Jan 09, 18:41:32
HAHAHHAHAHA

weirdest video i've ...
By: mcguffin1899. on 03 Jan 09, 11:51:22
weirdest video i've ever seen: Adam Sandler Dog Police

lol ethan
By: woofa20. on 03 Jan 09, 10:50:17
lol ethan

...
By: jedigenin. on 03 Jan 09, 01:38:59
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1312 231 1293. call ...
By: sportcrzy0. on 02 Jan 09, 22:33:36
1312 231 1293. call him. hes my friend and i need payback! just call him and mess with him. have fun!. do it. haha. make his PISSED. 1312 231 1293, haha 1312 231 1293

what mastery?? none ...
By: kenshinoro. on 02 Jan 09, 20:59:56
what mastery?? none of them have any "mastery" I could hear him look up the answer for the simplest question. such as how to sync up the headset to the 360 (my headset wouldnt sync up to the same quadrant as my controller)

Microsoft Research : The vision
Posted by: mtoofr

Video duration: 143 seconds
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Microsoft Vision of different users interfaces.
Extract from techdays 2007.
Détails on http://mtoo.spaces.l ive.com

Related: device, interface, microsoft, mtoo, photo, research, surface, techdays

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What's the name of ...
By: Devourer09. on 29 Dec 08, 04:06:10
What's the name of the song?

well all you will ...
By: legodude09876. on 24 Dec 08, 15:56:02
well all you will need is millions of tiny water particles falling making an invisible screen and project onto that

Holy crap that's ...
By: pcgeek86. on 23 Dec 08, 16:26:14
Holy crap that's AWESOME! This was almost 2 years ago??? I wanna see this out in production TODAY!

so basically... ...
By: RKfans1. on 22 Dec 08, 07:22:29
so basically... images can go anywhere but in midair...... : ( my dream will come true someday

it could of been a ...
By: 268Jamal. on 14 Dec 08, 18:41:27
it could of been a fucking fake thats y the guy researhed to see if its real u ass

Very nice video and ...
By: emailgrowth. on 27 Nov 08, 13:04:15
Very nice video and understanding. On my website you can have access to online texting for free. Create a contact list of friends for texting. Just go to my profile to see.

its what they used ...
By: cprich22. on 20 Nov 08, 18:46:54
its what they used in 007 quantim of solace in mi5 HQ on their desks. microsoft gave them a microsoft surface

They just showed ...
By: duder4all. on 18 Nov 08, 03:58:44
They just showed you its possible you idiot!!!! Why did you do the research?

cool how u do that ...
By: dt28469. on 10 Nov 08, 05:36:36
cool how u do that 2:16 hyperlink thing?

Just did some ...
By: Kbonefan. on 04 Nov 08, 21:25:39
Just did some research, actually its all possible, WOW!!!.

the chess board if ...
By: Kbonefan. on 04 Nov 08, 21:13:00
the chess board if fantastic, but i think it all computer effects. :(

i just saw ...
By: AncientofAncients. on 01 Nov 08, 05:24:16
i just saw secondlight demo on another youtube video, and now this... vision. microsoft vision,microsoft surface...ummm... sorry Apple fans, the future is all microsoft...the scanner function blew me away

2:16 was jus like ...
By: SyLEntSoLjA. on 31 Oct 08, 01:48:39
2:16 was jus like Iron Man..cool

i just had a ...
By: DarkProject. on 27 Oct 08, 19:54:35
i just had a nerdgasm...

Great!!
By: Najomi91. on 25 Oct 08, 13:40:50
Great!!

this is owsome!
By: IIIIIJaleIIIII. on 23 Oct 08, 14:21:04
this is owsome!

im sad. some1 msg ...
By: Abdullehirsi. on 19 Oct 08, 15:20:01
im sad. some1 msg me on msn. 3

lmao, no.
By: gregchips2390. on 14 Oct 08, 03:26:15
lmao, no.

i am as well, ...
By: woodchucker23. on 02 Sep 08, 06:26:40
i am as well, actually i've made quite a bit of money off of apples recent success, considering their stock has multiplied by a factor of eight. and i do have to admit that microsoft's stock has been steady at around 27-28 dollars.

all i can say is ...
By: Dotveoh. on 02 Sep 08, 02:42:58
all i can say is that i'm a shareholder of both corp. i get paid by you buying product from apple there is notthing and i mean notthing wrong with being a fanboy!

i didn't get vulgar ...
By: woodchucker23. on 01 Sep 08, 16:54:50
i didn't get vulgar and neither do you, you unintelligent moron, because anyone who has to use vulgarities to get their point across IS unintelligent. and apple actually cares about their customers, thats why they usually don't release faulty products and when they do like the iphone, they fix it within a month or two. microsoft on the other hand still haven't fixed vista almost two years later. oh and call me what you want but you're just as much of a fanboy as i am, just to a crappier product.

well what do you ...
By: Dotveoh. on 01 Sep 08, 05:48:44
well what do you expect it a Corporation! it is design to make money for it shareholders, not to pleases its fans boys! that also applies to apple. apple is a corporation it only goal is to make a profit for it shareholders! and not the dumb ass who buys the iphone!

the problem with ...
By: woodchucker23. on 24 Aug 08, 04:45:39
the problem with microsoft is they have all this research going at one time, and they don't focus on the really impressive technology. also i don't like them because they would rather sell you a incomplete product like vista just to make a quick buck, and then fix it later when they've already made the money and pissed everyone off.

errm no it wont.
By: rawtrancer. on 21 Aug 08, 19:57:21
errm no it wont.

It's the iPhone on ...
By: AnimTV. on 18 Aug 08, 09:14:30
It's the iPhone on a cinema display.

Microsoft SecondLight
Posted by: tbisho

Video duration: 255 seconds
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Microsoft researchers demonstrate SecondLight, a new variation of the company's Surface technology, at the Professional Developers Conference in L.A.

Related: microsoft, pdc2008, research, surface

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how m?crosoft has ...
By: armandddd. on 29 Dec 08, 11:34:20
how m?crosoft has th?s tech?? ? th?nk they captured a fuck?n ufo lol:))

thats a pretty cool ...
By: slivermyr. on 20 Dec 08, 20:38:46
thats a pretty cool creation ^^; only problem i can see is if i didnt have any tracing paper/semi transparent item aroundd.. i think the next thing they might want to add is letting us see that second image, but simply in a box we make with our hands, like by touching four fingers down [or something similar] that function could be like a backup.. we might not necessarily have a some tracing paper, but i have never lost my hands before :D

that is of no use ...
By: BladesmanLiam132. on 10 Nov 08, 20:11:42
that is of no use whatsoever

The keyboard and ...
By: Ciph3rzer0. on 06 Nov 08, 19:01:50
The keyboard and mouse is a "primitive" way to communicate with the computer in the same way that having sex is a "primitive" way to reproduce. There are other more "advanced" ways to make new human beings, but they are not necessarily better or more efficient. Touch screens and tablets and things like that are better for (what i feel is) a small subset of computing. So of course I feel that "surface computing" isn't worth the hype either. Primitive is not always worse than new and shiny.

to be clear, ...
By: AncientofAncients. on 06 Nov 08, 09:20:05
to be clear, Multitouch is not surface computing...not even close... multi-touch means a computer can see 2,3,4 on a tablet, a touchpad or touchscreen, and respond accordingly. surface computing is about a camera seeing whats on a surface, around a surface, and project onto this surface a image that is interactive. THis means scannerless scanning, tabletless drawing, keyboardless typing, mouseless pointing etc, because the computer can see us.

surface computing ...
By: AncientofAncients. on 06 Nov 08, 09:04:48
surface computing is being tested and developed on a table top for now. but the underlying technology will mean the computer can interact and display on any "surface" surface computing is about making any surface interactive, turning a a surface into computer...thus "surface computing" This is what I envisioned when I first saw the tech demo in 2007, but apple snobs were saying "apple already has surface computing, its called an iphone" how small minded is that?

computers using ...
By: AncientofAncients. on 06 Nov 08, 08:49:03
computers using cameras and projectors to interact with humans means a deeper and more engaging experience. computers can see us now, and the things we do, and respond to us through software. This means a shift from todays technology that need textual input through a keyboard, or some other primitive forms of input through devices such as tablets, touch screens, mice etc. people get hung up on the table idea, but dont see the underlying technology behind it.

okeyyy.....this is ...
By: sirdavid32. on 06 Nov 08, 04:01:14
okeyyy.....this is in the book of science, or borrowed from the old magician, optical illusion stuff? Did anyone thought about securing information on this method? if It can´t secure information on the method, but rather on the system that runs it, then it´s just an "optical-illution-on a tech plataform".

I totally agree ...
By: cjacobs627. on 06 Nov 08, 00:15:30
I totally agree with AncientofAncients....this technology is fantastic...and innovative beyond so many technologies... people used to say...what's the big deal about Futuresplash! Well...Futuresplash wasn't too useful when it came out...but it became what we now call Flash! Surface will find ways to be very useful, and the people who invented it...I also applaud you! Well done!!!!

most impressive
By: inkswithbrush. on 05 Nov 08, 08:37:41
most impressive

well the product is ...
By: gunoa111. on 04 Nov 08, 22:59:19
well the product is large enough to smash ur face with it

what's the point of ...
By: roblesvfx. on 04 Nov 08, 18:39:09
what's the point of that piece of paper?? why don't you just show it on the screen??...kinda useless

How the hell do ...
By: Arata75. on 03 Nov 08, 02:44:57
How the hell do they do that?! IT'S WITCHCRAFT I TELL YOU! BLACK MAGIC!

Impresionante.
By: gearangelus. on 02 Nov 08, 23:45:03
Impresionante.

I understand the ...
By: exenter2. on 02 Nov 08, 14:09:29
I understand the technology. I just don't see what is the big deal. Just tell about one thing why this can be useful!

not really, you ...
By: lostshell. on 02 Nov 08, 02:20:15
not really, you should read the history from Microsoft

i dont know why ...
By: 19cohen. on 01 Nov 08, 21:55:08
i dont know why people dont give credit to microsoft.i think the the technology world that we live in i mean mainly using softwares is because of Microsoft.i know there system does not work sometimes but imagine where would we be without microsoft.Bill Gates contributed SOO much to humanity.not because he loves to help people of course because of getting big and getting rich but man, he changed the world.

yeaa very ...
By: 19cohen. on 01 Nov 08, 21:51:18
yeaa very useless.if you dont understand,cant see fur

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